Regarding Girls

Qualities

For your amusement, for my mind to be empty of some rather unorganized thoughts, and because someone told me to do this, I have compiled a list of the qualities I hope my future wife will have. After looking at the original list I compiled… I found that a lot of it was unncessary. Here’s to maybe being more concise.

She has to…

• Be a Christian. Yeah, I’ve met a lot of awesome girls who aren’t… but it’d be even awesomer if I could share my faith with the most important girl in my life.
• Be a Cali girl. There’s just something about girls from California… maybe it’s their personality. Maybe it’s their natural tan because of the nice weather. Maybe I’m just easily seduced. Correction: she can be from another state, if she’s INCREDIBLY AWESOME LIKE WOAH.
• Love kids–cause she’s going to have a lot of them! Haha just playing. I love playing with kids.
• Be prettier than me. If she isn’t… I would like to apologize in advance to my kids.
• 5) Have a beautiful smile and use it frequently. I’m a sucker for those things. I also like long hair. And long legs. But the smile’s the killer.
• Enjoy music. And if she looks real nice dancing to it… that’s hot!
• Be sort of quirky. That makes me laugh. And if someone makes me laugh… she’s already won me half over.
• Be honest. This is self-explanatory.
• Have a big heart. I think this is even more attractive than… uh… good looks.

What My Mom Says…

• Has to be a “good, nice Christian girl.”
• Be able to stand my habit of using multiple blankets in bed to stay warm.