Shock and Awe in an Asian Bathroom

June 21st, 2005 Entries, Noteworthy

There I was in the Tokyo aiport, needing to pee. There were four stalls, and every other one was already occupied. Like any good American and knowing that peeing right next to another guy peeing is a no-no, I waited. Then a whole bunch of Japanese businessmen rushed the bathroom and started peeing right next to each other. It was sick.

They could learn a lot from Dave Barry’s upcoming movie “Complete Guide to Guys”

Orientation Rocked, Traveling Sucked

June 17th, 2005 Entries

I’ll admit it. At first I was a little apprehensive about the whole orientation thing…going to a place where I’m not famous and desired by every single girl I walk past. Then I remembered that “Hey! This doesn’t happen in Maryland anyway” and was greatly relieved. Thank goodness I found an awesome group of people (we’re not friends–inside joke) to hang with. I’m really stoked about college now, with the coolest people at the best institution in the world, which just happens to also have a pretty good football team too. And by pretty good, I mean totally sweet. Now I am registered and facebooked. My summer life before college is complete. WHEW.

My first time traveling cross-country alone and what happens?
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ANOTHER new site

June 7th, 2005 Entries

Okay I’m pretty sure I’ll stay here at this site for another two years. Reason for this extremely long commitment? I already paid for the next two years of hosting so it would be cheaper. =/

For now, I NEED YOUR HELP. At this new site, I am planning to write a series of short stories entitled “Memoirs of a Tired Modern Day Superhero.” (Or something else if I can think of it) Problem is, I need a superidentity, because I can’t use my real one for the safety of my loved ones. I’m thinking of similar but awesomer powers than the Incredible Human Torch from the Fantastic Four. But if you have better ideas, let me know.

I need powers, an awesome name, a civilian name, and my arch nemesis and his powers. While you’re at it, if you want to be part of this incredible undertaking, you can join the fight! Let me know YOUR name and powers. We can all be under a superhero union/team.

This will be awesome–I have been inspired, and it can’t suck now.